Funny as hell
Spirited wrote:Wise wrote:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258
Night of Fire =)
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3479
Damn, those asian chicks are hot.
the fat guy is way more sexy
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Hic - Veteran
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How The Shaman Class Was Created:
There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God...
He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swift
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than
the cooldown
So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed
to kill the shaman!
The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard
gave him a self rez with no sickness
And so the shaman class was born.
There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God...
He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swift
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than
the cooldown
So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed
to kill the shaman!
The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard
gave him a self rez with no sickness
And so the shaman class was born.
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Lan - Posts: 1768
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- Location: Linköping, Sweden
Where did my killing instinct go to?
Ät gul snö, det kan va öl
Ät gul snö, det kan va öl
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Celladoor - Posts: 115
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- Location: Sweden
Memo from Osama
MEMORANDUM
From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: Team Mates
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys,
We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come
together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
the poster that says "There is no 'I' in team" as well as the Garfield
that says "Hang In There, Baby." very humorous. However, while we are
fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And
frankly I have a few concerns.
First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,
we should be even more concerned about the carpet dust in our cave. We
want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue)
so we need to sweep the cave daily, I've done my bit on the cleaning
rota...........have you? I've posted a sign up sheet near the cave
reception area (next to the halal toaster).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
trying to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that
while we're
taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background or
keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Just while we're taping. Thanks.
Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy"
on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea
Slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
Fourth: I'm not against team chanting and all that, but, we must
distance ourselves from the Westerner's bat and ball game. Please do
not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy Oi Oi Oi" every time I ride past on the donkey.
Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.
Love you lots,
Group Hug.
Os.
PS - I'm sick of having Osama's Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets.
Cut it out Abdul, not funny anymore.
MEMORANDUM
From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: Team Mates
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys,
We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come
together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
the poster that says "There is no 'I' in team" as well as the Garfield
that says "Hang In There, Baby." very humorous. However, while we are
fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And
frankly I have a few concerns.
First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,
we should be even more concerned about the carpet dust in our cave. We
want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue)
so we need to sweep the cave daily, I've done my bit on the cleaning
rota...........have you? I've posted a sign up sheet near the cave
reception area (next to the halal toaster).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
trying to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that
while we're
taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background or
keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Just while we're taping. Thanks.
Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy"
on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea
Slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
Fourth: I'm not against team chanting and all that, but, we must
distance ourselves from the Westerner's bat and ball game. Please do
not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy Oi Oi Oi" every time I ride past on the donkey.
Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.
Love you lots,
Group Hug.
Os.
PS - I'm sick of having Osama's Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets.
Cut it out Abdul, not funny anymore.
Where did my killing instinct go to?
Ät gul snö, det kan va öl
Ät gul snö, det kan va öl
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Celladoor - Posts: 115
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- Location: Sweden
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13789/200 ... party.html
hehe
, swedes may recognize the song from Idol
hehe
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Where did my killing instinct go to?
Ät gul snö, det kan va öl
Ät gul snö, det kan va öl
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Celladoor - Posts: 115
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- Location: Sweden
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